The Hook Up Charter, Hatteras
Some mormon girls are closeted freaks as someone here has already said. Every new set will see your man with fresh and hungry eyes as a potential golden contact.
She ends on a positive note: You are a flawed and hatetras human being, with excellent training and an admirable sense of purpose.
This brings me to the thorniest bit: If your wife is Mormon, your kids will be expected to be Mormon.